Archive for the ‘Series of Tubes’ Tag
Found this here and had to post about it.
The Kama Sutra for geeks and the computers that love them.
Is World of Warcraft a harmless waste of time like crossword puzzles and masturbation, or is something far, far more terrifying, like demolition derbies and pick up games of “kick the cat?”
All I know is that everyone I know IRL who plays WoW is a giant waste of space. Without exception these mouth-breathing, knuckle dragging morons live in some kind of fantasy world to distract themselves from their mediocre, impoverished, socially-awkward existence. Want to forget about your job with the name tag and the hairnet? Level up in WoW. Want to forget about your receding hairline and piles of credit card debt? Just log on for some raids in WoW. Want to forget about that tight, tingly feeling in your stomach when you look at a woman? Log on to Laughing Skull, that will make real life seem better.
I have an idea, maybe your junior-college drop-out, no money for beer and too ugly for women lifestyle would change if you paid more attention to your real life quests than your fantasy mage in WoW.
Taking a shower regularly IRL? Consider that building up hygiene points. When you run out of shampoo you can “level up” to some designer stuff instead of the Generic Drug Store Hair Care you’ve been using since the late 90’s.
Working out 3 times a week? That goes on your strength card if its weight training and agility if you add some light cardio.
Talking to girls? That’s charisma, chum. So don’t take time out of the limited existence here on earth to go playing prolonged games of make believe.
In stead, live life in the real world, where almost all of the hot girls live.
Caught this here and decided it was, indeed, awesome.
Who knew that a toy service station and a grip of tiny ponies could bring so much joy to so many people?
Consider this my gift to Humanity this Holiday Season. There is no return receipt.
In closing, I have to sit and wonder if the furries will flip out over this binary plush destruction like they flipped out over this post back in the day.
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