Archive for the ‘humor’ Category

Yoda For President

This is brilliant and reminded me of this post where you can choose your own president

(and vote for Jedi Master Yoda).

Jedi Master Yoda

Jedi Master Yoda

Don’t Write In Ron Paul. Choose ALF for President in 2008

Don’t write in Ron Paul for US President in 2008. Instead, choose your own president and let internet democracy become a reality this fall!

Choose from such qualified candidates as Wilford Brimley, Chuck Norris, David Hasselhoff and the 1985 Chicago Bears!

So log on and let your choice be heard. It will make you feel better about not voting in the election this fall.

Velociraptor Keeps It Real

Regular readers of this blog are familiar with Velociraptors and the threat they pose to modern society.

However, sometimes they can assimilate into the entertainment industry and rap on top of Stevie Wonder hooks.

-Frankl1n

Cal Marching Band Gets l33t

Check the sheer geeked out awesome fest that is the Cal Bears Marching Band running a Video Game themed half time show waaaaay back in the early 90s.

Love the Tetris shapes and Mario Montage.

If you like this, check out some other video game tirades, like Metroid Prime CosPlay and Super Mario Brothers PWNAGE.

Video via College Humor.

-Frankl1n

George Carlin: RIP

George Carlin died yesterday, and even though I am an internet asshole, I felt sad.

George Carlin

Not because I knew him personally, but because I was a fan. And because the world will sorely miss his wit and whimsy.

Carlin had everything a comedian could want.

A keen ear for language, a metronomic sense of timing, a loathing of mediocrity and two-faced apathy that typifies much of modern culture. George Carlin was a gleeful anarchist, a sardonic and merry prankster who forced the world to look at the ridiculous pose it too often affected. Carlin moved the boundaries of American Comedy beyond Lenny Bruce.

He made pot jokes in the guise of a hippie weatherman.

He questioned censorship in those 7 famous words you can’t say on television.

He taught me to question the God of my Father. And made me laugh, in spite of the pain.

Rest In Peace, George. We’ll keep laughing, but it won’t be the same without you.

-Frankl1n

The Politics of The Nerdy

I try to keep this blog apolitical (this post and this one, not withstanding) but this photo made me LOL and I thought I would share it with you.

end the iraq war

Peace

-Frankl1n

Kama Sutra in Silicon Valley

Found this here and had to post about it.

kama sutra computer geek

The Kama Sutra for geeks and the computers that love them.

You’re welcome.

-Frankl1n

WoW: Harmless Waste of Time or Cult for Maladjusted Shut-ins?

Is World of Warcraft a harmless waste of time like crossword puzzles and masturbation, or is something far, far more terrifying, like demolition derbies and pick up games of “kick the cat?”

Harmless or Harmful?

All I know is that everyone I know IRL who plays WoW is a giant waste of space. Without exception these mouth-breathing, knuckle dragging morons live in some kind of fantasy world to distract themselves from their mediocre, impoverished, socially-awkward existence. Want to forget about your job with the name tag and the hairnet? Level up in WoW. Want to forget about your receding hairline and piles of credit card debt? Just log on for some raids in WoW. Want to forget about that tight, tingly feeling in your stomach when you look at a woman? Log on to Laughing Skull, that will make real life seem better.

I have an idea, maybe your junior-college drop-out, no money for beer and too ugly for women lifestyle would change if you paid more attention to your real life quests than your fantasy mage in WoW.

Taking a shower regularly IRL? Consider that building up hygiene points. When you run out of shampoo you can “level up” to some designer stuff instead of the Generic Drug Store Hair Care you’ve been using since the late 90’s.

Working out 3 times a week? That goes on your strength card if its weight training and agility if you add some light cardio.

Talking to girls? That’s charisma, chum. So don’t take time out of the limited existence here on earth to go playing prolonged games of make believe.

In stead, live life in the real world, where almost all of the hot girls live.

-Frankl1n

Another Harbinger of the Apocalypse

I’m still LMAO!

With Liberty and Justice For All

Seeing how popular my recent Lesbian Make Out Session (NSFW!) post was, I thought I would continue to give the people what they want and serve up a healthy dose of political girl on girl action.

Democracy! It’s what’s for dinner!¬†

Lesbian Make Out Session

-Frankl1n