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Don’t Write In Ron Paul. Choose ALF for President in 2008

Don’t write in Ron Paul for US President in 2008. Instead, choose your own president and let internet democracy become a reality this fall!

Choose from such qualified candidates as Wilford Brimley, Chuck Norris, David Hasselhoff and the 1985 Chicago Bears!

So log on and let your choice be heard. It will make you feel better about not voting in the election this fall.

Velociraptor Keeps It Real

Regular readers of this blog are familiar with Velociraptors and the threat they pose to modern society.

However, sometimes they can assimilate into the entertainment industry and rap on top of Stevie Wonder hooks.

-Frankl1n