Hitler: Evil Dictator, Unstoppable Fart Machine
Ran into this post by over at the smart set today.
Apparently, Hitler was not only a crazed, power hungry dictator, but also ripped farts out faster than a judge at a chili cook off. His bowel shaking symphonies apparently began in childhood and continued through WWII. After dinner Hitler would look ashen and run to his room in order to release his quaking mass of gass.
<– He smelt it and dealt it.
Quoting from the page:
[Hitler’s] private physician, Dr. Theo Morell, recorded in his diary that after Hitler downed a typical vegetable platter, “constipation and colossal flatulence occurred on a scale I have seldom encountered before.”
So there you have it. Adolph Hitler: monster, failed artist, fart machine.