The Internet is full of unfunny jerks and child abuse.

Maybe all you internet geeks netizens missed the class in elementary school where they explained the difference between what was funny and what was a disturbing cry for help/ and or attention.

Let me reeducate you here and now.

Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s on First?” skit = funny

Ask a Ninja = funny

This garbage?


Not funny at all.

I think the reasons are abundantly clear, but for those of you out there who are too obtuse to keep from forwarding this crap to my inbox, I’ll elaborate.

You see, children have no reasoning skills and cannot differentiate between a deadly choking hazard and tasty snack. The plush duck (gruesomely strung up by it’s feathered neck) clearly has eyes that pose a significant choking risk to small children and tired, hungry adults. And by the looks of things these death balls eyes are not securely attached to the toy. No parent in their right mind should leave their child alone with this fluffy instrument of death and destruction, let alone joke about it on the internet.

So, the next time you want to duct tape your kid to a wall and take a picture for your blog, remember to keep all choking hazards at least 7 to 10 feet away from them.

Infant mortality is no joking matter.


5 comments so far

  1. Ashliye on

    This is NOT funny at all.
    Stupid Jerks…

  2. Shabalaba ding dong on

    This is unacceptible that poor child fuck you who ever did that to that child

  3. Ashley on

    That is cruel shit you guys put and that poor child does not need to go through that it is sick. the parents who done this should be in jail for it because it is very sick.

  4. ermmm on

    i found this slightly funny? not hilariously but i mean come on the duck!!

  5. afterschoolteacher on

    I think you are all taking this a bit too seriously.

    If you all truly care about child welfare and abuse, why don’t you get a job with child services. They are often short staffed and really need people. Then you could fight what is considered actual abuse and neglect.

    Until then, you just keep sitting on your judgemental high horses. I’m sure you are all perfect parents who raise perfect kids, right?

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